Last night I had the most awesomest dream.
Kate Middleton wanted to be my BFF
We have good times.
I was invited to the wedding and everything. I walked up to the reception and she ran outside and gave me this huge hug and said “I’m so excited you are here! You have to come meet everyone.” (she has the sweetest little british accent)
she thinks I'm hilarious. The guy on her left - total a-hole.*
I watched her and William smash cake in each others faces (after someone tested it for poison first – no joke).
I did the chicken dance with Harry and Pippa
(have you seen the bum on that girl? Total jealousy)
Then I woke up and was truly devastated. It wasn’t real!
a real BFF always brings wine.
Most girls dream of landing princes? I dream of shopping with the princess.
*I really don't know who the guy on the left is in that picture. He might not be an a-hole.